What makes a good metaphor?
We’ve all heard them, read them, sometimes written them—those cringe-worthy similes and metaphors that make us wonder what planet the authors came from. Bad metaphors make for good comedy. We get emails with laugh-out-loud examples from student essays, such as:
- He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
- She was as easy as the “TV Guide” crossword.
- The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
- She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
You get the idea. During my beginning years as a writer, I confess that I too occasionally dipped into the bad-metaphor well. Embarrassing, right? But then I got better. I worked at it. I practiced. When I made the leap from writing poetry to writing stories and books, I made another major discovery about what makes a good metaphor. Read more


